CRYING
why does everyone fret over their labeling their sexuality omg just touch who u want
except kids.
and animals.
(Source: whoremione-ganja)
AM I ALIVE? DID IT WORK?
Yes. You have been in cryo-stasis for over a century, but we have successfully thawed and revived you. When we began the experiment in the late ’90s we were unsure how your body would handle such a long state of suspension, but you appear to be completely unharmed.
AMAZING. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT WORKED. I’M SO EXCITED FOR ALL THE NEW TECHNOLOGY. DO WE HAVE SENTIENT HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTIONS? TELEPORTATION? PHILOTIC COMMUNICATION? WHAT YEAR IS IT? 2100? … 2105?
What? No, it’s 2012. You’ve been asleep for a hundred dog years. They don’t make CDs anymore and Apple made a phone that’s like a whole computer plus a camera that fits in your pocket but otherwise it’s basically the same.
… OH.